I TRANSFERRED FROM LOS ANGELES
YOUR SCHOOL HAS NO GYMNASTICS TEAM
THIS IS A LAST RESORT
"What you do is a tiny, pathetic subset of dancing. I will attempt to turn your robotic routines into poetry, written with the human body. Follow me, or perish, sweater monkeys."
TODAY’S TABLE READ
I’ve been waiting for this my whole life.
Without knowing it.
“For your audition, each of you will be singing sixteen bars of Kelly Clarkson’s Since You’ve Been Gone.”
Favorite Movies of All Time - Bring It On (2000)
“This is not a democracy. It’s a cheerocracy.”