Title: Never Kissed Anyone Who Didn’t Burn Me Like the Sun.
Fandom: One Direction RPF
Pairings/Characters: Louis/Liam/Zayn. Louis/Zayn, Liam/Zayn. But really, this is Ot3 fic
Disclaimer: I cannot and do not own real people. This is fiction.
Warnings: Sex and feelings and feelings and sex, basically.
Rating: I never think anything I write qualifies as full on NC-17? But this probably comes pretty close.
Summary: Liam’s just looking for a place to stay. He finds a lot more. Or, Liam is sort of having a crisis, Louis and Zayn have a spare room in their flat, and Louis knows how to solve a triangle.
Author’s Note: I was going to do this, and then I decided I had to but at the time the entire plot was basically and then they have sex the end. That time was yesterday morning. At some point in there I added all these feelings? And actual plot? Sort of, anyway. Um. Inspired heavily by this gif of Lous and Zayn holding hands on Liam’s arm that ruined my life. As always, for Kaybeth, who is the Liam to my Zayn.
Fandom: Union J
Story Title: “Don’t Ever Say You’re Lonely”
Summary: Josh likes trees; they don’t mind the quiet. And he thinks they like him. He visits The Lonely Tree sometimes. Sometimes George comes with him.
Character/Relationships: Josh Cuthbert, George Shelley, The Lonely Tree, Josh Cuthbert/George Shelley
Warnings: Lots of physical contact, I guess (but let’s be real - there’s lots of physical contact anywhere George is involved)?
Story Wordcount: 2,318.
Disclaimer: I don’t own anything. No claim of knowledge or veracity is made towards anyone in the story and no aspersions or claims of character are to be inferred. We have no connection nor permissions from X-Factor, Crown Management, RCA, Sony, ITV, or AlphaDog Management. No libel intended.
Notes: Inspired by Josh’s Instagramon April 25. Thanks to (for always being lovely and) for being interested in this fic. Please share any questions or comments.
Having his mouth full of cinnamon wasn’t exactly the most pleasant experience George has ever had, but he’s put pickled eel in his mouth to help this charity, so he really thinks a bit of a dry mouth (alright, a lot of a dry mouth) is really not that bad. Also, seeing the Little Mix girls freaking out about it was well worth it.
Title: Stringing Fairy Lights
Pairing: Harry Styles/Zayn Malik (endgame); Harry Styles/Aiden Grimshaw
Warnings: Sexual content, language, one instance of a homophobic slur.
Word Count: 48,243
Disclaimer: I don’t own One Direction and make no aspersions toward their sexualities, nor do I believe that anything I write is fact.
Summary: For Harry Styles, the X Factor is a whirlwind of hooking up with Aiden, doing his best to win the competition, and doing his worst to not fall in love with Zayn Malik.
Author’s Note: Thanks a lot to fuzzlol, if she happens to see this, because I never would’ve started this story without her, and I owe her a lot for that. Also thanks to numara for making the absolutely stunning art for this story. Thank you so much! ♥
read the story on ao3! | see the art here!
the art companion piece to lucy spibsy’s awesome bigbang fic, stringing fairy lights! i’ve never done a bigbang b4 so this was pretty exciting, i just wish i had more time to put into it and make it a little neater but school sux!! >:|
title: people throw rocks at things that shine
author: lucy (youshouldletmalikyou) and reili (hardmodeofsex)
pairing: harry styles/nick grimshaw, louis tomlinson/eleanor calder, harry styles/nick grimshaw/louis tomlinson/eleanor calder
warnings: tentacles, people coming mysterious substances like chocolate and/or vanilla pudding, sexual content, are you still here?
disclaimer: we don’t own one direction or nick grimshaw or eleanor calder and make no aspersions toward their sexualities, nor do we believe that anything we write is fact. clearly.
summary: I slept with two members of One Direction and all I got was ink in my quiff (and a tentacled girlfriend?).
word count: 35,908.
author’s note: I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS A THING WE ACTUALLY WROTE AND ARE ACTUALLY POSTING. good lord. thank you so much to V for making art for this ridiculous story about acceptance, tentacles, and finding somewhere to belong. ♥
part one. | part two. | part three. | part four. | also on ao3! | art by aimmyarrowshigh!
Lucy and Reili are going to try to make it sound like their fic is full of weird kinks and polarizing pairings, but it’s not. Well, it is, as in yes, there are tentacles and some people come melted chocolate and some people come vanilla pudding and some tentacles ink in people’s faces and sometimes there’s a foursome, but really, that isn’t what their story is about. And it really doesn’t come across that way while reading, either, which they probably won’t tell you. Maybe they will; IDK. What their fic is actually about is self-discovery and growing up and belonging and finding the people who are your home.
Also, even if you hate Nick or Eleanor, you won’t in this fic. If you hate Louis or Harry, you won’t in this fic. You will love all four of them and the ways that they all interact with each other. Reili and Lucy did a really, really amazing job creating the world and characters that they’re writing about, especially taking a broader look at how things like “having tentacles” would affect people (and how it would affect different circumstances and people differently).
Also, this mix is 100% made of music that Nick would hate, because it’s all I own.
The theme of the mix is home and belonging and sort of soft songs, because the mood of the whole fic is very tender and tentative and all about security.
Title: Maybe It’s A Hangover, Maybe I’m In Love
Author: Lucy and Ramona
Pairing: Niall/Zayn, Harry/Louis, Liam/fireman camp.
Warnings: Language, sexual situations (some while inebriated).
Disclaimer: We don’t own One Direction and make no aspersions toward their sexualities, nor do we believe that anything we write is fact.
Summary: summer fling!au. Niall and Zayn meet at one of Harry’s parties, where everyone is excited to move on to the next chapter of their lives. Everyone except them. Drunk and out of their depth, they hook up. They keep hooking up, and attempt to start a casual relationship, only Zayn’s definitely falling, and Niall’s trying to ignore the fact that he is, too.
Word Count: 28,298.
Author’s Note: Big bang! This is the first of four big bangs I’ve written for this challenge, and I’m really proud of it. This one was co-written with my bff Ramona. Hope everyone likes it as much as I do. :)
ao3. | art by mermaidparades here!
UMM THERE MIGHT BE AN OFFICIAL POST ABOUT THIS? I HAVE NO IDEA, I’m sorry if there is, I will reblog that, too, but I just wanted to take the time right now to FREAK THE FUCK OUT and PUT THIS IN YOUR EYEBALLS IMMEDIATELY.
be cool, Elizabeth. be cool.Lunchee, the same mastermind who read my DW crossover last year (you may recall a similarly incoherent post,) has completely outdone herself by podficcing all 77k of No Wealth and No Ruin. Not only is this podfic EIGHT HOURS long (and she didn’t kill me in my sleep! yet!) she also consistently did a pidgin [Hawaiian] accent for one of the OCs. Talk about dedication to your craft!
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF. AND LOOK AT THAT COVER ART YOU GUUUUUYS. SOMEONE COME FREAK OUT WITH ME.
i’m sick and cranky and someone should cheer me up
here, have a ficlet. it’s all I’m good for, to be honest.
enough to keep me pressing
PG || pre-George/Josh || too many words sorry I’m giving up on this as an actual fic but here have words! words!
George hates coffee shops. Really, he does. Working all day in a coffee shop will do that to you, so naturally, Jaymi neglects to mention the venue of his next gig.
George is perfectly content with pining silently from the back of class. Really. hs AU.
Harry/George Shelley. PG. 1,474 words.
Fandom: Union J
Pairing: George Shelley/Jaymi Hensley
Warnings: Language, frank discussion of sexual acts, mild infidelity.
Word Count: 10,262
Disclaimer: I don’t own Union J and make no aspersions toward their sexualities, nor do I believe that anything I write is fact.
Summary: A story about George, Jaymi, and a cat, if the cat’s a metaphor for all the sexual tension.
Author’s Note: Loads and loads of thanks to for coaching, and as always, thanks to Ramona for being the light of my life. There’s just something about Jaymi in particular that George really likes.
Title: Death’s Dare
Characters/Pairings: Rachel/Nico, with appearances from the rest of the cast and the gods
Summary: After an attempt on her life, Apollo decides Rachel needs a bodyguard and who better to take the job than a certain son of Hades? Too bad they’re not going to make things easy for each other, especially when it comes to their feelings.
Previous chapters: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16Chapter 17: Aftermath
“What your father means is that he didn’t think you cared enough about Dare Enterprises and how we made our money unless it involved bulldozing the home of Toe Sucking Tree Saps or whatever en vogue endangered animal of the month you were always going on about,” Mrs. Dare said. Rachel realized how weird it was to be happy that her mother’s tone was back to being haughty and dismissive.